Privacy Policy for pelmo.uk

This website uses NO COOKIES so you do not have to opt-in to allow them.

It contains NO ADVERTISING TRACKING and so will not "improve" your experience by making embedded advertisements more "relevant" (a.k.a stuff that analytics firms have deemed you statistically more likely to purchase based on your age, gender, location and interests).

There are no social sharing buttons that inject tracking scripts from the big social media companies, allowing them to monitor your interests even when you're not on their sites.

There is no infuriating pop-up that is triggered a few seconds after first visiting the site inviting you to sign up for their marketing list.

It will not ask you to allow notifications from this website so that click-bait titles can distract you in a few weeks time, only to disappoint you by leading to an article about something totally irrelevant.

This site does not have in-page analytics so your visit here has not resulted in your consumer behaviour being monitored.

I do not force you to create an account and then share copies of the database with the lowest-bidding overseas developers. This means I don't need a fluffy GDPR policy to make it look like I give a shit about your personal data.

There is no comment section, or react feature. In fact the only way that Pelmo will know if you have any emotional response at all is if you to send an email to the address on the home page.